The first thing I thought when I saw Darkside Skittles was
Yes I am ready to spring forward
into sadness and many tears because
of losing an hour of sleep.
When a guy starts to give you butterflies
return them and ask for money instead.
This works 10 out of 10 times.
Today I was writing a check and I
accidentally wrote the date as “3-9-10”
And it was such a surreal experience
It was like when you put milk in the
cabinet instead of the fridge
Like for a split second it felt right.